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减肥这个怎么会吧就是3天打鱼，362天晒网。

Weight loss is three days of fishing and 362 days of net drying.

我小孩子做过一个实验，他们想要研发显现出一个最出色的人，他们的实验失利了。

My parents did an experiment, they want to make a good person, their experiment failed.

这个世界上最不忠心的是一大笔钱，说道好的独自显现跑去，结果它就不跟你独自回来了。

The most unfaithful thing in the world is money. It's agreed to go out together, but it won't come back with you.

头上对人类所毕竟不负责任了，茂密的人不能只凭，植发的人却要红豆很多一大笔钱 。

Hair is too unfair to human beings. People with thick hair can't cash in, but people with hair transplants have to spend a lot of money.

美团把我账号封了，因为我一天吃饭8顿，他们怀疑我刷单。

Meituan sealed my account number because I ate eight meals a day, and they suspected that I would brush the bill.